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Anonymous asked: I'm sorry if you get asked this all the time and I don't mean to be a creep, but I have to know: if you don't mind my asking, what is your cup size?

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

Should I be working on school right now? Yeah. 
Am I distracting myself because today was hard? Yeah.
Will I get back to doing homework? Yeah.
Am I a fuckass? Hell yeah.

sadxtired asked: 24, 33, 60?

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
Pooping

33. Spell your name with your chin
u wish player

60. Ever won a competition? For what?
I did a lot of student government stuff growing up and won all but one of six elections. wiped my ass with the competition.

inf1del:

About 70 years ago, the world watched Nazi Germany massacre millions before anyone did anything to stop it.
In 2014, we watch the strategic elimination of the Palestinian people.
70 years from now, the world will look back and wonder how we did nothing to stop it before the damage was done.

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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